please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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