Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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