am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I AM VODKA MAN
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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