Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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