Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Everything about him screamed your future.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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