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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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