Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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