this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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