We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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