There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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