yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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