S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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