Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
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You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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