If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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