But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
COCAINE IS GR8
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