Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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