so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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