ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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