So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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