So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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