new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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