Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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