Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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