would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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