I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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