I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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