I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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