I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Be still, my beating vagina.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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