he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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