I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
