p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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