what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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