A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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