We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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