its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
she pinky promised me she was 18
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
