there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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