I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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