So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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