Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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