Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
me + whiskey = a bad person
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Randomize
