and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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