I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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