When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
