But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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