I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Do vagina's smell?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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