I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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