Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
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i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
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