Buhtt sex?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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