the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
