Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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