There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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