the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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