Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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