So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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