I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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