Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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