who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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