you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
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either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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